Are you just happy to see me, or is there a guitar in your pants?

Are you just happy to see me, or is there a guitar in your pants?

Posted by gawain on Fri, 04/04/2008 - 17:19

Police in Lewiston Maine are looking for a shoplifter who (along with two accomplices) stole a Fender Stratocaster from the Music Maniac store at the Lewiston Mall in a well.. unusual way.

Cops say the guy shoved the Strat down his pants and pulled a sweatshirt over it before walking (quite stiffly we imagine!) out of the store.

Apparently this has happened before. In 2006 a man did the same thing but was apprehended, still with the guitar in his pants.